she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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