I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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