stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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