Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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