I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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