So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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