its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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