This dress was meant to end up on your floor
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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