I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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