Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.