Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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