so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
