He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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