yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
His nipple licking is glorious
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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