The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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