the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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