WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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