It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We need to get me chipped asap
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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