Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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