That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
His nipple licking is glorious
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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