just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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