I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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