We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
