Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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