I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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