I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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