i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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