Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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