I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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