My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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