i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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