I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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