so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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