I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
do herpes really smell.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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