im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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