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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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