No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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