the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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