woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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