Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
do nipples grow back?
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