Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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