I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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