tell your sister to shave her snatch
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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