We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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