He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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