omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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