If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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