It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
soo... how was my night?
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