i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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