All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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