i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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