You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
id be glad to
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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