She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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