It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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