Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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