She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Come see our sink grown plant.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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